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Jun. 28th, 2006 | 08:33 pm
mood: accomplished accomplished

You scored as Hinata. You are generally shy, a bit of a loner, and often misunderstood. You wish you could be more self-assured, independent and stronger. That?s why you?re determined to change yourself. There is a person who gives you the strenght to do that, a person you admire from afar.



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Hinata

75%

TenTen

69%

Kakashi

69%

Neji

63%

Shikamaru

56%

Rock Lee

44%

Sasuke

38%

Naruto

31%

Genma

31%

Iruka

25%

Which Naruto ninja are you most like?
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...GREAT. I'm a Hinata Wannabe. I'll take this for Lobo and Fohx later...^^;

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||| 16%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality || 10%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 30%
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9*

You scored as Yomiko Readman. Kudos. You're Yomiko Readman from R.O.D. You are a nerd when it comes to books. You like reading and that can sometimes get in the way of keeping yourself well-kept. If you really want something, that's all you can focus on.

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Yomiko Readman

100%

Tohru Honda

88%

Edward Elric

63%

Keitaro Urashima

50%

Yukino Miyazawa

50%

Kenshin Himura

50%

Vash the Stampede

50%

Naruto Uzamaki

38%

Which Anime Character are You Most Like?
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SWOOOSH!!! <3333

You scored as inuzuka clan. you like animals as much as your friends ore somthin llike that YOU ARE THE INUZUKA CLAN

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inuzuka clan

88%

Uchiha clan

44%

nara clan

38%

akimichi clan

25%

aburame clan

19%

hyuga clan

13%

wich naruto clan are you?
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(...I'm a DOG.)

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Stolen From BHS42

Jun. 23rd, 2006 | 09:55 pm
mood: crappy crappy
music: Come back to Texas - Bowling For Soup.

Part 1: The Birth of You


Are your parents married? Divorced? Seperated?:
They're married and still together.

Siblings or an only child?:
Younger brother. I hate him. Older sister. I love her.(As a sibling...>>;) <3

Which parent do you get along with best?:
My dad.


What do you fight about?:
Everything. @_@


Part 3: The Friends

Do you have more than one best friend?:
Yeah...I think.

What do you like to do when you are together?
Er...Talk. Draw. Be stupid. Role-play.

Do you share the same interests?:
For the most part. There's things we like that are different, of course.

Which friend can you tell anything to?
No one. >>; Maybe Orochimaru or Naruto...


Part 4: Your Personality

How high/low is your self esteem?:
Low. REALLY low.

Do you get depressed about things easily?
Dunno.

Are you an extrovert or an introvert?:
Extrovent, I guess.

Are you happy?:
I dunno. I'm pretty content.

Do you live life to the fullest?
Nope! I do absolutely nothing and I hate it. I wanna do more, but I have motivation problems.


Part 5: Appearance

Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
Not really. I wish I was thinner, had less facial scars, and had smaller breasts.

Do you have any piercings besides your ears?:
No.

Describe your hair?
Long, Copper colored. Messy and tangled.

What make-up do you wear?:
None. At all. Ever.

How do you dress?
Jeans and a tee-shirt. Wristwarmers and a jacket, normally.


Part 6: The Past

Were you a strange child?:
Yeah. Not as strange as some of my friends, but still pretty strange.


What did you use to love that you no longer do?
Playing around outside.

Do you have the same friends?:
Kind of. I also have some new friends, and I know ALOT of people over the internet.

Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?
Not really, no. I can't really remember anything, though.


Part 7: The Future

What is your ambition?:
Get an artist scholarship for collage. Be any kind of artist. Adopt one kid(oriental or black...female), name Ukozis if oriental and Nigin if Black. Care for and protect said daughter. Make sure she does not become a slut or a whore or anything sexual like that.

Are you scared of growing old?:
Yeah...Well...sorta. More like...disturbed.

Do you want to get married?:
No. If I did, I would marry a gay guy and let him do it with his friends or whatever. I'm not interested in marriage. Straight guys(for the most part) scare me shitless and I would rather live alone.


Part 8: The Outdoors

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?:
Indoors.

Favorite Season?
Winter.

Favorite weather?
Snowing or raining. I liek the cold. Lightning.

Do you like walking in the rain?
NO.


Part 9: Food

Are you a vegetarian?:
Omnivor.

What is your favorite food?:
...PEACHES.

What food makes you want to gag?:
...>>;; Nothing, really.

What is your favorite dessert?:
....Food?

What is your favorite restaurant?:
Mongolian BBQ and Ruby Tuesdays.

Are you a fussy eater?
NOPE. <333


Part 10: Relationships and Love

Are you single or taken?:
Single. -snorts-

If taken who is the lucky guy/girl?:
...

Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?:
No. I hate the feeling and I feel stupid when I get a flare in my chest while reading half the stuff I do. -_-;

Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. Just Obsession


Part 11: Experiences

What was one of your greatest experiences?:
Um...Fuck, I dunno.

What was one of your worst?
...I dunno.

Have you ever done drugs?
Nope.

Have you ever thought you were going to die?:
Yep.

Have you ever suffered from depression?:
I am right now. Heh.


Were you a planned baby?:
I don't think so.

Were you the first?:
Nope

Who was present at your birth?:
Mom, Grandmother, Doctors

Were your parents married when you were born?:
..Dunno.

What is your birthdate?:
January 6, 1992.


Part 2: The Family

How would you describe your family?
Weird. My little brother's a jerk and I get yelled at for everything. Still, I'm not, like, abused or anything, and my parents are pretty nice, so it's cool.

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Quizzeh!

Jun. 20th, 2006 | 08:48 pm
mood: crazy crazy
music: Itachi's Theme Song

[ ] my fingernails/toenails are almost always painted
[ ] during the summer the only shoes i wear are flip flops
[ ] my favorite toys as a child were barbies
[ ] my favorite colour is pink or purple
[ ] I did Gymnastics
[ ] I love skirts
[ ] hollister is one of my favorite places to shop (...Where? >>)
[ ] tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear
[x] I love chocolate
[ ] I've never had a real job

TOTAL: 1

[x] my hair is almost always straightened (Because I don't do anything with it...o_o')
[ ] I have at least 8 myspace pictures
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week
[ ] I love to hang out at the mall with friends
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earings.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach (...wha?)
[ ] I change my icon weekly
[ ] I wear a shower cap

TOTAL: 1

[ ] I dont shop at Hot Topic (YES I DOOOO!)
[ ] my cell phone might as well become a part of me
[ ] I wear mascara everyday
[ ] I've been or am on a diet
[ ] bathing suits are adorable
[ ] I dont know the difference between a sheep and a goat
[ ] big sunglasses are hott
[ ] I have gotten my nails done before
[ ] I own over 10 purses
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels

TOTAL: 0

[ ] all I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys (How about...boys ON boys?! 8D)
[ ] I love to have girls do my hair
[ ] I give and recieve hugs from all my friends
[ ] I hate bugs
[ ] carnivals are so fun!
[ ] Summer is THE best season
[ ] my swimsuit has 2 pieces
[ ] Im waiting for my knight in shining armor
[ ] musicians are so hot
[ ] you write me a poem and tell me im beautiful and im all yours

TOTAL: 0

[x] I am self-conscious
[ ] I cry often
[ ] my car smells like vanilla or cherry
[ ] my dishes get washed more than once a week
[x] I dont do sports
[x] I HATE to run
[ ] I squeal when i am surprised or angry
[x] I eat dried fruit as a snack
[x] I love romance novels
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute (HOTT)

TOTAL: 5

[ ] I dance a lot.
[ ] usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products
[ ] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] every part of my outfit needs to match
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot
[ ] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day
[ ] I wish I were a model

TOTAL: 0

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton
[ ] I have been something that was semi
[ ] I own Uggs
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music
[ ] I pop my collar
[ ] I like to be the center of attention
[ ] guys with Mohawks are crazy
[x] horses are beautiful
[ ] I'd rather not pay attention in school
[x] Cats are adorable

TOTAL: 2

[x] I write my own music
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute!
[ ] white is better than black (...I sence a death in the near future...)
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black (...Yeeeah. Fuck that.)
[ ] my closet is STOCK FULL of clothes
[ ] hate the grunge look
[ ] I love to read magazines

TOTAL: 1

[ ] I love to gossip
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid
[ ] I love Celine Dion
[ ] my bubble baths are 1-2hrs long
[x] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned (xDD;; Yeeeah. Really.)
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group.
[ ] I like little kids (I only like my friends neice. ^^)
[ ] Diet drinks are the best
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonalds

TOTAL: 1

[ ] I check my myspace everyday.
[ ] I love life! : D
[ ] I have a lot of jewlery!
[ ] my screen name(s) have x's in them
[ ] either one of my myspace names has/had <3's or in them
[ ] I would never want to be the opposite sex
[ ] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed

TOTAL: 0

Now add up all the total points and put "I am _% girly" for the subject if you steal or get tagged.

I am 11% girly

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Huh.

Apr. 17th, 2006 | 03:45 pm
mood: amused amused

Yeay yeah, another entry from moi.

Ahem. "I hate your fucking guts. Go die, you homophobic freak." :D

That will be all.

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wtf?

Apr. 9th, 2006 | 07:40 pm
mood: annoyed annoyed
music: Metallica - Enter Sandman

Omg. I'm really fucking pissed off right now. And that hasn't happened in a bit.

My dad baught me a subscription to deviantArt the other day, right? And, I've been on it all the time unless I need to clean something, right?

WELL. My mother, whom thinks she knows EVERYTHING about computer, is saying that I never get ANYHTING done and starts going off about how she is going to get dad to kick me off of the computer for good. Now, I'm over here going like WHAT THE FUCK KINDA CRACK ARE YOU ON?! Because I HAVE been cleaning. She KNOWS I have! AND I SWORE THAT I WOULD CLEAN UP MY ROOM AND THE BATHROOM DURING THIS SPRING BREAK. AND FUCK HER, WHEN I SWEAR I'LL DO SOMETHING, I'LL FUCKING DO IT! I am NOT someone to go back on a swear and I am NOT her or Dad(who constantly swear they'll do stuff and then blow it off).

BUT IF SHE KEEPS NAGGING AT ME, I'LL KEEP BLOWING IT OFF! I AM A VERY TEMPERMANTAL ARTIST, AND I REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING WHEN NAGGED! SO TAKE THAT!

Well. (Yeah.
THAT'S out of my system, thank god.

^^;

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Uh...?

Mar. 29th, 2006 | 04:04 am
mood: dorky dorky
music: Naruto - Kakashi's Theme

I dunno. @_@;; Well. I guess everythin's been going good. My obsession for Naruto(mainly the pairing Gaa/Lee) is in full swing and I don't think I'll break out of it anytime soon. Family life is good, nothing big to report on there...Hmm...

Oh.

Well, at least I can say I think I'm getting a bit better at writing after I read some decent fanfictions. Here's somethin' I've been working on for the past few days. Maybe you guys can read it and tell me what you think? Maybe? Perhaps?

Oh. And before I post it, -- means that there is a time break because I haven't gotten around to actually finishing that part.
Anjie growled, gripping her head angrily. “A written test?! No one said anything ever about a pencil-paper test!” She snapped dangerously. Ukozis patted her back gently.

“It’ll be alright, Anjie-san! I’ll help.” The pale girl said with a grin. Nigin rolled her shoulders.

“I find no reason to howl over this test in pain. But…it seems Anjie isn’t the only one to be troubled.” A finger motioned towards the blonde boy from earlier. “Uzumaki, I believe his name was.” Ukozis blinked and narrowed her eyes at the boy. Okay…mainly at the boy standing more to the left of Naruto.

“But that Uchiha is like you, Nig-san. Calm, cool…enraging…” Ukozis growled to herself. Then blinked and sweat dropped. “Uh…er…not that I find you enraging, Nig-san!” The chocolate colored girl blinked and glanced at the pale girl before sighing and shifting into a line to get her number. Anjie followed suit, grudgingly as it were.

“My gods. I’m going to die.” Ukozis sweat dropped again at the red headed girls’ attitude.

“Now now, Anjie-san. Don’t be so negative.”

---

Nigin’s eyes flashed somewhat, blazing eyes glancing to her left to eye a strange boy in a black outfit.

…Cute hood. But…why am I getting this feeling from him? She glanced around quickly before eyeing her test again. Kankuro, his name was. Right? …Sune-Ku? Why is it rattling? She growled softly and rolled her eyes before making her marks on the paper.

---

“Nig-san? Are you alright?” Ukozis blinked and tapped her friend on the head softly. The shorter girl blinked and shook her head sharply, snapping from her thoughts.

“Of course I am, Uko. Let’s get going. I don’t like it out here.” Nigin sighed and tapped her foot aggressively. And then she was gone.

“H-hey! Wait up!” The two others were soon in pursuit of the girl. Nigin grasped her staff that had been in the harness strapped to her back and pulled it from the black confines. Her movement was nothing except a gentle ring of bells in the still air. Anjie snarled to herself. What was up with Nigin? She was usually calm and collective, not easily excited. This was like…Ukozis, almost. Leaping headfirst into anything without even a glance.

--

“That team of girls made it?” Snorted Neji, eyes closed and brow furrowed together. Lee growled indignantly.

“Of course they made it! Anjie-san’s team is strong!” He said with a short nod of his head. Gai blinked and shrugged.

“I don’t know about the other two, but that Nigin girl is strong.” He said, glancing at the three girls and their sensei. “Almost had me down before.”

Lee nodded. “Yeah. And she’s the youngest.” He stated with a nod. Ten-ten blinked and then glanced around, noting the other teams.

“Hey…anyone else notice that their the only team with three of one gender in them? If the youngest is as strong as Gai-sensei says, then what about the other two? Are they weaker or more powerful? Or…well…” She blinked and crossed her arms. “Hmm. I need to see the other two fighting styles for my theory to be confirmed.” She sighed somewhat and then looked up at the name generator mounted on the wall. Sasuke’s fight was short and unimportant to her, or anyone else besides Naruto and Sakura.

Ukozis blinked and glanced back. “Anjie-san?” The red head looked up at the name generator and a small sneer curled her features.

“It’s alright, Uko-san. You’ll destroy your opponent.” The pale girl flushed and vaulted easily over the rail and landed with a soft thud on the ground below. Her opponent, a black haired boy with blazing sapphire green eyes and skin like apricots, was soon standing in front of her and ready to fight.

“Uh…Good luck.” She said softly before bringing her hands down and spreading her legs. Gai blinked and quirked a brow.

“Do they all take on that stance at the beginning of a fight?” He questioned seriously. Lee glanced at his teacher.

“I believe so. What’s so wrong with it?” He questioned. When had he become so questioning towards his teacher? Since Anjie arrived, he guessed. Gai glanced at him.

“Because, if they were serious about fighting, then that is not a position you would take on to do maximum damage during the first shot. And that is what you would want to do during a fight.” Lee saw the light in Gai’s words and crossed his arms across his chest.

“Begin!”

Ukozis was just a blur as she moved. Her feather-light feet carried her like lightening across the arena, swooping around her opponent and batting at him with outstretched fists. The boy ducked and rolled under the attacks, and soon caught the opportunity to grab the pale girls’ wrist and send her to the floor. Her legs bent sharply and her feet reconnected with the floor, pushing her into a rather awkward position as she yanked herself back sharply. He held on, and the girl leapt back with him still holding tightly.

“Aug! Leggo!” She flailed violently before running at the far wall and sending her fist into it. The boy released her, and she pulled out of the punch sharply, sending her feet up and kicking him in the chin, sending him backwards. She brought her hands together to form a series of seals.

“Bunshin no Jutsu!” Another girl, identical to Ukozis, popped up next to her and the two flew at the opponent. In no time the girl and her clone had battered and broken the boy into a mass of something not all too pleasant. Anjie grinned and folded her arms over her chest proudly.

“Way to go, Uko-san!” She said with a sharp nod. The pale girl grinned sheepishly, eyes closing.

“Arigatou.” She murmured before her attention was once again directed to the name screen. The names slowed to a stop once more and Nigin twitched.

“Kankuro…? Nigin? Why’d you twitch? It ain’t you.” Anjie murmured. The smaller girl shot a glance to the older and moved to the rail, leaning forwards and eyeing the arena thoughtfully.

----

A grin curled the girl’s features. “…” Ukozis blinked and slipped behind Anjie.

“Anjie-san?”

“Yes, Uko?”

“…Is the world going to end?”

“…Yes. I do believe it is.”

And the names were spinning again. Faster, faster…then stop. Instantly.

“Nigin! It’s you! You’re up next.” The tanned girl blinked as the girl moved like a wraith from her position and down the stairs into the arena. Anjie blinked once more and shrugged, slinking over to Lee and his group.

“Lee-kun. Yo!” The red head grinned and looped an arm around her friends’ shoulders. Ukozis nodded to the others, not bothering to speak. Lee blinked and grinned back before looking down to the smaller girl in the arena.

“Hey…Isn’t that your team mate? Shouldn’t you be cheering her on?” He questioned. Anjie glanced down to Nigin and rolled her eyes.

“No. Believe me…cheering her on isn’t going to help anything.” She said softly before pointing a thin index finger down to her partner. “I DID tell you about her, right?” She questioned. Lee blinked.

“You told me her name. That’s about all.” Anhinga sighed and shook her head.

“How stupid am I?” She asked before going into a mostly shallow explanation. “You see her?” She was once again pointing towards Nigin. “She is Nigin Naru. She looks small, and is young, but in a past life she must have been close to godly to have the skills she does to make up for her downfalls. She is also silent when it comes to stalking, and she normally wears bells on her arms and legs and in her hair and such so that when she does move, she only makes the small sound of bells. They are also normally used to either announce the entrance of Sune-Ku or to pull attention to herself while she is bringing that confounded demon in behind her prey.” She paused, pulling away from Lee and crossing her arms loosely over her chest. “…And the poor thing. I shouldn’t be saying this, but it must be said. She only has us…me and Uko-san…as people to talk and be herself with. And even then it took us at least a year to fracture that shell of hers to let us in. You could’ve told when we found her that day on our travels through the mist country.”

Ukozis suddenly growled lowly. “Anjie-san. I do not think it would be wise to speak of that now. She does have very sharp ears…and just because you are her friend…doesn’t mean she won’t beat the snot out of you if she figured on what you were talking about.” She warned. Anjie frowned.

“You’re right.” The red headed girl murmured before winking at Lee. “I’ll tell yah later, then. When Nigin isn’t around.” She grinned before moving back to her normal position at the farther end of the stand. Ukozis growled again and glanced to Lee. A blush quickly rose to her cheeks and nose and she was off after her friend.

==

Yeah. That's it. :D I hope you like it. Or, if you didn't like it, at least have some decent critique for me.

...>>;; I suddenly smell smoke. Is that bad? Like...cigar smoke. Ah well. ANYWHO. Yeah. Expect more of this stuff.

Also...The reason Uko-chan blushed in that last paragraph is because she likes Lee alot. ^^;

Okay...this is why I made my characters:

Ukozis Retah: Because someone on DeviantArt asked me to make a Naruto character so she could use me in her comic. AND I had to pair her up with someone...and Gaa-chan was already taken...>>;; So...I picked Lee. ^^; *shot*

Nigin Naru: Because I <3 Kanky-kun and I wanted a puppeteer. She is 'black' because I am weird and wanted a character that wasn't pale, tanned or was over all japanese of origin. Or...whatever. Her puppet is Sune-Ku, a demonic thing with a snake head and neck(spiked) and the body of a Komodo dragon looking thing. :D;;

Anhinga Aginjai: Because I wanted a character with red hair and tan skin. And one who used birds for fighting. :D;; SHE IS ILLEGAL! Also, I needed her to complete the Cell I made of three girls from three different villages. Yeah.

Woot...Now It's off to bed for this Bergy. I get my BRACES worked on tomorrow. TT^TT It's going to be HELL because they are annoying. I'll die.

"Violence Is A Virtue"

-Berg-

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Gaara - Boobies

Feb. 15th, 2006 | 09:49 pm
mood: Predatory/Protective Predatory/Protective
music: Enter Sandman - Metallica

Hehee...Gaara and boobies...XDDD I love that. I love Gaara.

Sudden obsession. Oh! AND METALLICA! Enter Sandman is such an awesome song...I DEMAND YOU TO LISTEN TO IT!

Erhem. Gaara = Hot. Touch him in a sexual intimate manner and I shall kill yer face. >:O Only person able to beable to become sexually intimate wif him ish dah Lee-kun. And...anyone else I shall kill your face! :D Seez yers.

"Never mind that noise you heard."

- - - Berg!

((P.S! On the search for any Gaara/Lee pictures and fanfictions. :D Notify me if you happen to see/own any!))

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Pain

Jan. 1st, 2006 | 02:04 am
mood: pissed off pissed off
music: Marilyn Manson - Dope Hat

Okay, the meaning 'pain' isn't going to be even the start of what I am going to do to my father. -_-;; What the fuck was he thinking? Putting up a fucking, dumb-ass thing that blocks my Yahoo Messenger! ><;; I am going to fucking Strangle him! He has no RIGHT to keep me from talking with me friends! I mean, yeah, I could hunt them down and steal their phone number so I could annoy them constantly with my annoying voice and my random interludes of insanity, but some of my friends...MOST of my friends, live OUTSIDE of the state of missouri! Like...like...Lox's player! She lives in OHIO! ><;; And Raniwolf's player! She lives in GEORGA! And besides, The only reason I am on the computer to talk to my friends is because the idiots over here, in my small-cramped- extremely messy house...not to mention crappy...Well, they have no knowledge of what 'Personal Privacy' is! OMG! I could be doing something private and not want anyone to come in...even put a bleeding sign on my door!...and someone would STILL bardge in and start demanding things of me! I mean, COME ON! I bet ALL of you people get at least SOME privacy!

Shit! I don't get ANY unless it is early in the morning or late at night when everybody is either asleep or at work! Fuck! You know what? I don't give a fucking shit anymore. Next time I get irked, I'm just going to either kill my father, brother, mother or grandmother, or kill myself. Fuck everybody else. I don't care about this...'Don't kill yourself, everyone who loved you will me sad for the rest of their life!'...no one actually CARES about a fat white bitch with the temperment of a rhino and who thinks Marilyn Manson is probably the best looking guy around, or who has a very large and creative imagination. I mean, no one ACTS like they do, anyways! Yeah, most of my friends just talk to me when I am their last option or when they want to use me for something. They all act like I'm as smart as a fucking rock and that I STILL have no feelings. Bitches.

Y'know...I'm just going to walk away...holding a flask of rum in one hand and brandishing this huge battle blade right next to me....walking all up and down the streets. I HOPE some stupid guy comes up to me and tries to pick me off the streets! I'd be all like.. 'Oh...okay...' Like I was some naive little whore, then take out my weapon and chop him to bits! Manslaughter!

Oh, and if I live to be older than 19, I am going to start taking drugs. Yeppers. Like coke and shit. At least it'll take my mind off of the shity world and its shitty inhabitants. Well...Like I've said, Fuck humanity. Good bye, bitches. I'll see some of you when school lets back in on tuesday...and I can piss you fuckers off! Hahaa! Good bye.

"Violence is a Virtue"

- - - Bergy

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Fuck you, bitches.

Dec. 16th, 2005 | 08:52 pm
mood: Fucking Pissed Fucking Pissed
music: Marilyn Manson - 'This is the New Shit'

. . .Y'know something? I'm slowly detaching from all of my friends. Even ones I've had since preschool. Let's start with my newest friend that I haven't met this year.

Amy - Amy is a nice person to be around. She like to give idea's and tries to make you happy if you're down. I met her two years ago. I was never close to Amy, but she is one of my best friends. I have slowly been growing away from her and her 'sunshine' and turned towards isolation and darkness. "And with the dark, I shall not fear anything but the sunlight." I have also been drawing away from her for the reasons of my feelings, which all of my friends think I am lacking.



Joanie: I never knew Joanie. How could I even say if I liked her as a friend or not?



Jamie - Jamie has been there since first grade. She is awesome at writing and is very helpful if you need someone to beta a story for you. As with Amy, I was never close to Jamie. I have been drowning myself from her because of her lack of intrest in most of the things I am for and somewhat self-centeredness and with secret feelings and want for isolation. I am slowly becoming a stone hearted bitch from hell.



Lexi: Lexi has been my friend from the beginning. Pre-school. We held the same intrests back then. But...as we became older...we began to slit apart. Maybe it was the fact that I moved over the summer and lost all contact for her for around a year. And then maybe it is her constant moving. Whatever the reason, I have become detached from my best friend. She hates almost everything I am intrested in and won't give anything a chance, and then she turns around and expects me to be intrested in everything she is intrested in. Live just now. I was listening to Marilyn Manson and she was reading me off spells from a D&D thing. I told her I was lisening to him and she continued to read off spells until I started singing. Then she said that she wasn't going to stay on the phone if I was listening to Marilyn Manson. Fuck that. I hung up without saying Goodbye. I mean, why should I listen to her when she won't even listen to me. She thinks it's always about her and won't do anything new if one of her friends suggests something, but she EXPECTS us to do something she's into, even if we hate it with every fiber of our beings. Me? I think I've become too much like a floor mat. I'm letting EVERYBODY walk over me and not putting up any resistance.

Hell. I don't know why I still talk to these people, let alone call them my friends. I suggest something and they toss it aside without even TRYING it. Well...this is where I draw the line. If I don't get treated better, if people don't start considering things I suggest...well Fuck them. I can go on with Eanna and my newer friends. I don't need my old friends. And this is for all of my friends who actually think I am worth having as a friend. I will not stand for this treatement anylonger, and if you BITCHES think I'll stand for it, then go to FUCKING HELL. I don't GIVE A SHIT!

"Marilyn Manson is MY bitch,"

"Violence is a Virtue"

- - - Bergy

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-_-;;

Dec. 9th, 2005 | 03:58 pm
mood: cranky cranky
music: NickleBack- Someday

Berg snarled deeply, long furred body tense as she stood over the defenseless child, a grin writhing terribly across her face. The shapeshifter stared down at the child for a moment longer before bringing her dagger to her mouth, licking the fresh blood from weapon.

"Wasn't that fun? Watching your mommy die?" She purred dementedly. The child's eyes began tearing and he began shaking.

"No...no! Mommy's not dead!" He choked. The shifter allowed him to cral towards his slain mothers still warm body. "She just sleeping!" The deranged beast looming behind the boy cackled.

"Sleeping?" She questioned. "Well...don't worry. You shall soon join her..." End with that, Berg took her dagger and cleaved the childs head in half, brains and blood exploding out and over the crime scene.

Two black eyes looked to the sky as the wailing of sirens became apparent. "I guess this Berg must leave...she doesn't want to get caught..."

And then she was gone.

--

Hell. Screw y'all who think Berg(me), is weak. And/or not usefull or serious in anything. I kill, she kills, even though I am a bad writer and can't make it out once so ever. So...go and screw yerselves. I ain't nice.

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Nyah ^_^

Nov. 15th, 2005 | 08:44 pm
mood: blah blah
music: Just Lose It- Eminem

Name: Shelby Wallace

Nick Names: Shelbs(Only Eanna calls me this. Anyone else calls me this, I'll kill you), Lobowolf, Berg, smart-one

Age: 13

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Height: 5'4

Single: Yeppers

Favorite Color: Black, Silver, Bloodred w/ silver tint

Favorite Animal: Wolf, otter, horse

::Art Stuff::

Right/Left Handed?: Right handed ^_^

How Long have you been drawing?: For...about three years.

What medium do you use most frequently?: Pencil! ^_^ Graphite.

What picture in your gallery has the most comments?: Uh...in my Deviant art account? One I did for Huskie.

What picture in your gallery has the most +favs?: Er...Birthday Gift I

Why do you think that is?: Because Lobo's phycoic!

What is your favorite picture in your gallery and why?: None >>;;

What is your least favorite picture in your gallery and why?: Lobowolf. Because her front claws are deranged ><

What area in your artwork are you really pleased with?: None...-_-;; Oh...Line art and minor details.

What area in your artwork do you need to work on?: Shading + Texture

Has being on an art site influcened/changed your artwork in any way good or bad?: Er...yes and good.

Name one artist that has influcened your artwork through your time on this art site: Huskie! ^_^

Name one artist that you have never talked to but always wanted too: Goldenwolfen + Huskie ^_^

Name your best friend on this art site: Er...none. Lox!

Has your artwork ever been stolen?: It's not good enough to be stolen...

If so tell us the story and how it got resolved (if it did..)

Do you put watermarks on your artwork? Nope.

::Fursona::

Name: Berg Osserfire

Species: Shapeshifter-Otter

How long have you had it?: I've had de Berg or two years ^_^

Scale 1-10 how well does it refeclt you? 1 being nothing alike, 10 being mirror match, and why?: 4 She ain't exactly like me...she is who I let my emotions out through. The Berg kills, like I wish I could. She shows affection and violence, I wish I had as much courage as she does...-_-;;

Do you like your fursona? Why or whynot? Yes! I love Bergy! Because she can shapeshift ^_^

If you picked a low number what could you do to make your fursona more like you? Uhg...she can be fat, like me, be withdrawn, dark, gloomy, chicken...irritated...

If you picked a high number why did you want to make your fursona mirror you so much?


::Characters::

Which of your characters is your favorite and why?: Fohx ^_^ Fohx is my baby! He is a sweet, kind and over all cool anthro. He likes Lobo.

Which of your characters is your least favorite and why?: Lobowolf. Only reason is the fact that she is a rapist and hemephrodite.

What character have you had the longest?: Lobowolf

Are any of your characters in a relationship? With who?: Fohx, and....er...>>;; I believe Ishtar.

Have any of your characters died?: YES! Lobo!

Have any of your characters murded another character?: Er...No.

Who's character (beside yours) is your favorite and why?: DeathLady. No real Reason.

Have you ever written any stories for your characters?: Yeppers.

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Whooo

Nov. 13th, 2005 | 02:46 am
mood: bitchy bitchy
music: Court of Miracels-HoND

Whoo! Update! Okay...most recent first.

The Sins from FMA are now my most favorite baddies in any anime I've watched. ^_^ Dey su cool. And Gluttony is so Kawaii ^_^

Ahem. Yes. I now prefer D&D to any video game out there. My Barbarian is creepy. Oo;;

w00t! My DAD, the stupid, fat, ikeike of a father, the one I hate with every fiber of my being, has gotten ME a SCANNER! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OMG!!! Like, he got me a SCANNER! I've been going scanner crazy! Hahaaa! Scanning every picture I've drawn ^_^ I don't think they're all that good...(I don't have any coloring utensils) but my friends say they are. >< I'd like to have someone who can critique my work and give me advise on what I could do to improve my stuff. I love people like that...! Not love love...but love. The un-intimate love ^^;; But still! My stupid father gave ME a SCANNER and HOOKED IT UP!!! I fell over and twitched multiple times and then started crying! I was that happy!

On heavier news. I got braces. I can't EAT normal FOOD! Okay...normal for my is raw-ramen and gravel...along with some frozen treats. ^^;; But I can't eat my normal stuff! And I'm sad. I can't go around bitting my brother for messing with me...it's sad. Yeah.

I hate most humans at my school now. They go around spreading rumors that I eat anything edible. Shit them! My friends know that I do not eat EVERYTHING edible. I wish I could just...

Y'know...sic th' Lobo wolfen on them. I'd like to see them do what they say they can do to the real Lobo. Y'see, I'm drawing and coloring a picture of the Lobowolf at lunch, and some bitch faced ass-hole sits down next to me and looks over my shoulder at my drawing. I ignore her at first...try to. but she just sits there, head over my shoulder while I'm working...and then she tells me that she could beat Lobo up. I just kinda freeze and drop my crayon. I'm all like...WTF?!?!?! Then Im all quiet and go...'Do you even know what she is?' And the bitch is like, no. But I can still beat it up. Then I'm all like...'Dude, Lobowolf is some huge as bitch queen, taller then Mr. Playter, and weighs over 800 lbs...she could rip your head off and EAT you, literally ('Cause you know how kids these days think that you you say you're going to eat someone, your going to suck their penises or -eat them out- which means, according to the whores at my school, lick their vaginas...or however you spell that and when you say eat you, then they all go stupid and start calling people perverts and stuff)and you think you can beat her up?!' And then the whore goes off telling everyone how I said I was going to beat her up and how she was going to beat me up back...and I'm all like, fuck you, bitch. 'Cause don't you hate when people do that to you? And then back at the lunchtable she starts calling Lobowolf Hobowolf. Screw them! Lobowolf! You can rape people, go screw the bitch shitless!

Lobowolf: Sorry. I don't screw white bitches under the age of 15.

Uhg...so miss Rapist over here is being stupid and not agreeing to fuck bitches at my school. Screw that. And probably when I get back to school monday people are going to be calling me names and shit. Then I'm going to go and complain to the counselor. But that bitch ain't gunna do shit so I'll just bide my time...

And these are times I wish that I had a boyfriend. You know, Like Dreamfox just got. -_-;; Then I can have him go beat the shit out of those boneless bitches. And then I can go and play with his hair and draw him things...ahhh...how I wish to be more like my friends((Thin and muscled)). Then I might have a chance of getting a boyfriend. *sighs* And has anyone ever noticed that in middle school, most people start pairing up with each other? And in the MIDDLE of the FUCKING hallways they go and KISS. Okay, maybe I don't want a boyfriend. I can take care of my own fat self, thanks.

Okay...then those conselors from Criniton or whatever get a rant. Gods...don't you people hate when you don't have perfect grades and everyones on your ass about it? Even people you don't know? Gods...I've been having a bad year this far(2 quarters) and I am suddenly getting all these lectures about how I should get my grades up and stuff. And I go to these people to escape from reality for an hour. NOOOOO!! Instead they start bringing up stupid school and prod at my mentally about why I ain't turning my stuff in. Bitches. I hate them ALL! If I wanted to get ranted at for my grades being low, I wouldn't go and SEE you fucking RETARDS! Gezzus!

And now, on a lighter note...I broke my indestructable glasses on monday ^___^ It was funny. I stepped on them and they snapped in two. I started laughing my ass off ^^

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huh...

Nov. 4th, 2005 | 06:40 am
mood: inspired inspired
music: 'The Way I Am'-Eminem

Heheh...I found a pretty boy! -^_^- Hessa purdy, vain little bastard, ain't he?



Naraku: *blinks*

Oh! And Naraku was claimed by Lobo over at Amy's house. I have decided to make them mates, and mates they shall be, for I am all powerful! Mwahahaha-hahahahaaa!

Lobowolf: *blinks* *Sweatdrops*

What? I thought it was cute ^^. Lobo, the all powerful creature of darkness who wouold rather kill then love, love a hanyo with safety issues! Sorta. Why else would he keep himself cooped up in his mountain? OH! And you both live in MOUNTAINS!

Lobowolf: *looks at Naraku* Ah got 'er arms.

Naraku: I've got her legs.

*is attacked by Lobowolf and Naraku* ARG!

Muraki: *passes by* Oo;;

Help me...! I'm meeeeeeeeltiiiiiiing!!

Muraki: Oo;; *scuttles away*

Ass-hole. Oh. And I was listening to 'The Way I Am', by Eminem. I still am. When he says that he is what we say he is, If I say he is a hawt muffafucking bitch who needs a good lovin', would he agree to that?! OO;;

Erik: *blinks*

Oh! And another thing. Sesshoumaru is no longer one of my bishies. He is one of Lobo's. Which is scary.

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. . .

Oct. 22nd, 2005 | 08:44 pm
mood: depressed depressed
music: Pleague-Prince of Egypt

Uhg. I am sore. In my mouth area. And my bishies ain't helping squat.

Lobowolf: *in background* Shut UP, bitches! I ain't gunna take dis anymore so suggestes I ter yah tah SHUT UP!

Sesshoumaru: *in background* Ooh! What's the wolfy going to do? Crawl and gnaw off our legs?

Gods...Lobo broke her left ankle and right shin bone doing god knows what and these idiots aren't helping...If she eats you I'm going to laugh my ass off, Erik!

Erik: *in background* I? I am not doing anything, Shapeshifter!

Yeah, if you aren't doing anything, I'm a guy! And I ain't!

Naraku: *in background* *coughs up ice watermelon gatorade* This isn't water... hmm...

Naraku! Can you keep them in order?

Naraku: *sidles up next to computer chair* Nope.

Great.

Naraku: Yup.

MURAKI! Get your ass off Tsuzuki! That shit ain't acceptable in mah house!

Muraki: *in background* But Tsuzuki is so COMFORTABLE! *heartheart*

I don't GIVVA DAMN! Get AWAY from him or I'll sic FOHX on you!

Muraki: *sidles up on the otherside of computer chair* Have you eaten today?

NO! Why?

Muraki: oo;; Just asking.

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Hahaw...

Oct. 11th, 2005 | 06:46 am
mood: Now that my DAD is up..*glare* Now that my DAD is up..*glare*
music: Phantom of the Opera Rock version

Berg is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
N
POISON

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Lobowolf: *fumes*

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Huh -_-;;

Sep. 15th, 2005 | 07:26 pm
mood: cranky cranky
music: La Tortura

Yah, well...fuck it all.

I've had a poets block all day and now I have complete and utter writers block. In a fanfiction I'm typing up I can't think of what Berg's going to do. She has found a new thing of mail in her inbox and looked at it. It was something really weird about anal sex and Berg justastared at it like...oo'' wtf?

After that she throws her laptop into the dufflebag and goes to ponder at Erik, who is worried somewhat about her. When she starts ranting about what was wrong with men and why did they thing women were their play thing, he gets very frightens and scuttles off, or something. Then Ishatr is supposed to come up somewhere. It's sad. Pathetic, really. Arg...

Oh! Guess what? I'm not the only person I know that is prejidous against most of the human race! My friend and her character think that males are stupid and witless while most females are just sluts. With all that...starving themselves and stuff. Arg. And CLEAVEGE! And what the FUCk is wrong with being fat/overweight?! I was staring at one of BHS's rantings and I was all...What the SHIT is UP with her Parents? Are they fucked up in the head or WHAT? Do they know that I'M fat? Stupid! All of them! I mean, I'm over weight but I kick ASS. And I can be nice, just not to most people over the age of three. I mean, please! Can someone TELL me I'm WRONG? I'd love to be told I'm completely and utterly wrong, but somehow I know that's not going to happen. I just hate people who dislike someone for being fat.

WE HAVE FUCKING FEELING TOO, BITCHES!

Screw that! Next person I hear about or see messing around with a fat person, I'm going up o him or her and SMAKING THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM!

I mean, come on! I am the fattest person in my little cluster of friends and no one complains. Of course, I get used as a pillow alot by Amy and I'm out of shape, but STILL! they don't go around saying things like 'Oh, your fat! You should go out and run around! Who gives a shit if you tip over?' Or whatever. ET's parents accept me...I think...>>;; Her mom is cool and I help out at the Barn alot, her dad might think I'm a bit...deranged...but he doesn't think I'm a fat horrible slob who needs to loose a few pounds...right? ET? Am I right? I hope to Oblivion I am. -_-''

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Continued

Sep. 1st, 2005 | 04:23 am
mood: stressed stressed
music: Scars-Papa Roach

This is a continuation of the previous ranting.

Arg! *grabs a hammer and crushes her dad* Now he doesn't NEED surgery! Fucking asshole! I deal with fucking bitches enough at school! I don't need you giving be ten minutes on the computer just because you think that I am not capable of staying up late then getting up in time for school! *looks visiously at clock* Well...I went to bed at eleven wishing that you would go fucking DIE, and then I wake up at three something because you forgot to let the FUCKING dog in! Fuck it! Y'know...a piece of steel would come in handy right about now. A razor and towel, too. My poor bishies. They have to deal with my foul mood and rantings.

I think Sessh is scared of me 8_8. I called him a silver-haired man-bitch the other night and when he asked why, I started cursing at him in french. *whines* I feel sad. Hiei...er...hiei wasn't in my room...so...I couldn't scream at him for being short and having three eyes...Erik...well...Erik stayed in a dark corner and stared at me. Not that I mind, but I wanted to rant at him for letting the fop get away with the girl. I cut Sephiroths' hair and shoved it under my pillow and started berating Naraku when I found his Baboon suit. I mean...come on! He was running around MY house and had left his baboon suit in MY room! What if someone saw him?

Fuck it. *snugs her Erik* My Erik is better then any other Erik because he is DAH OPERA GHOST! WHOOOOO! *falls over* Ahem...Now to name off a list of fops.

Fops:
Kurama
Mr.Fields
Sesshoumaru
Sephiroth...Okay...maybe not Sephiroth
Naraku
RAOUL!!!!!!! Fucking bitch!
...Dunno if Karasu is a fop or not. Is he self conscious?
Anyguy I forgot...>>;;

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GAH!

Aug. 31st, 2005 | 04:55 pm
mood: bitchy bitchy

Gods! I hate men! I hate STUPID men! I hate ALL FRIGGEN MEN! *counts up on fingers* I hate every male at school, I hate the fop known as Raoul, I hate Kurama, Inuyahsa, Yusuka(sp?), Miroku, my dad, my brother ALL OF 'EM! Except...Naraku...and...Sesshoumaru...and...Erik...and...Gerard Butler...and...Seto and Ishtar....and Fohx. Men are evil demons of hell and shall all die and burn! Or...freeze...depending on which Hell you refer too.

Wanna know WHY I hate men? I dunno!

Oh! It's not like I'm prejidouse to black peoples and stuff('cause I have alot o' AA mates), it's just that MOST black men think that they can get away with calling girls who stand up to them bitches and sluts and whores and stuff. Wanna know how I know? A fucktard who sat next to me was staring at me. A stared back in a really scary manner and when he looked at me like I was stupid I rolled my eyes. Then he starts acting like any male and starts acting as if I just insulted a king or something. Calling me a bitch and going 'Man, no bitch rolls her eyes at me' and all that SHIT! FUCK IT! I was about to punch him and tell him to eat his fucking shit then go fuck one of his own bitches! Gods! *falls against chair and sighs*

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meheee!

Aug. 30th, 2005 | 08:43 pm
mood: ecstatic ecstatic
music: Sesshoumaru's Theme

Carlotta: You stay out of zis you pretty boy!

Raoul: You really think I’m pretty? (picks up mirror) Look at you! You pretty PRETTY boy! (he says to the mirror)
HAHAAA! I find that so utterly hillareous!

Firmin: Fops? Why would you say that? We aren’t as bad as Raoul!

Erik: No, but you two are TOTALLY gay.

--

Erik: Finally, now you can stop making goo goo eyes at yourself. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to go score with your wife.
--
Everyone looks at Raoul, who has found a new mirror.

Raoul: (looking into the mirror) Who’s handsome? YOU ARE! Yes you are! (he stops and notices everyone staring at him) …hi?
--
So it’s been too long to remember. And Erik, as we all know, has no patience. So he runs up the stairs to push Piangi into the door. When Piangi loses balance. Luckily, our sexy phantom jumps out of the way. But the Fop gets the full blow!

Erik: Holy shit!
--
So this was to the tune of Think of Me. Christine, typically, started it.

Christine: (smiling at the lyrics)

We were stuck

In a damn basement

For a real long time

Carlotta:

All of us

In a damn basement

For a real long time

Meg:

When finally

A plan was made

And we could leave this place for good

Raoul:

And now

I’ll admit

I really,

am a stupid Fop…hey!

Music comes from no where and everyone laughs at Raoul’s lyrics.

Erik:

Even though I hate you all

I am leaving with regret

That I tortured you so badly

(says real fast) but I’m not sorry about the cow!

Andre:

So don’t look back

And think ‘oh shit’
--
Just as Erik is about to explain, Raoul runs up the stairs. He wishes to prove himself and knock down the door himself.

Erik: The door seems to be made entirely out of-

Raoul runs into the door and there’s a loud cracking noise. He falls down the stairs and is helped by the managers.

Erik: -out of steel.
--
Andre: Then Meg. She has the biggest jugs I’ve ever seen, yet she can’t get a guy! Not even the phantom! How does she do all that ballet without falling over?

Meg: (covers ears) Erik naked, Erik naked, dead fop, Erik naked…..

Andre: Mme. Giry is clearly off her rocker to takes sides with the psycho, or worse: free him from the freak show!

Mme. Giry: (covers ears) Erik naked, Erik naked, Erik naked…

Erik: I RIGHT HERE! YOU’RE ALL BONKERS!
--

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uhg...

Aug. 30th, 2005 | 04:46 am
mood: amused amused
music: Moonlight Shadow-Inuyasha DDR

Need...sleep...x.x

Arg...well, the sleep thing isn't going to happen anytime soon...evil insomnia. Note to self...Sesshoumaru's wonderful fluffieness's and theme are so awesomely hawtt! I luff my sessho-fluff...*huggles Sesshoumaru tightly*

Sesshoumaru: *turns purple due to lack of oxygen*

Heh! Look! I can make him do what Erik can do to pathetic stagehands! Bwahahahaaa! New power! *coughs* *pets Sesshouma-fluff* I sorry, Sesshy! >.>;

Erik: *appears...randomly* -_-'' I thought you were Christine. Damnit. *disappeares*

*growls* Stupid Erik. Still obsessing over Christine. I should beat him like a wife-beater! Yah! Oh...wait...*thinks* *goes pale* Nevermind my previous utterance. *goes to snug Sesshoumaru* 8_8

Naraku: *suddenly appeares* *blinks*

Naraku!

Naraku: It's Nah-rah-koo, not Nara-koo, wench.

Oh...well...Naraku! *visiously attacks Naraku* Hi!*sits on him* *looks at Sesshoumaru* Lookie! Nah-rah-koo!

Sesshoumaru: *growls all feral-like*

T-T Where's the luff? *huggles Naraku*

Naraku: *twitches*

Ooh! You do what Erik does! Hurrah! *cheers* Hooray Beer!

Naraku&Sesshoumaru: *stare*

Naraku: *disappears and reappears next to Sesshoumaru* You live with that?

Sesshoumaru: *nods* Yes...and now you do too, by the looks of it

Naraku: *goes pale*

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